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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 03:52

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why am I tired all the time?

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do women really cheat more than men?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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